This is an important message for woman : Girls… we all wish we were Natacha Hazard but you have to know that this girl is gonna love Eden forever, she fell in love with him when he had this hair cut… So nothing can send her away… NOTHING. This hair cut is a strong bound between them. if it didn’t send her away, nothing will… so it’s over girls, for all of us. Goodbye.
We cannot lose a player because of Torres. He wants to make big money, but he’s nowhere near worth it. Somebody take the guy. PSG? They were dumb enough to buy Luiz for £50m.
It’ll be Mikel. We’re well covered in the positions he plays now, by people way more talented than him. Obvious decision there.
Q:I'm guessing you were too drunk for a chapter lol
Ummmmmmsomething like that. Sorry. I went straight to bed when I got home and I literally just wiped my makeup off and brushed my teeth and it’s 9 in the morning and I want to go back to sleeeeeeeep but I have to ride :/
Should I post it now or after the match tonight? It feels weird to post night-time chapters when the sun is up.
Q:DID YOU GET PICTURES WITH THEM? ARE THEY AS HOT IN PERSON AS ON TV?> HOLY SHIT! (and is juans shortness as apparent cause shit he looks short my friend calls him a gnome cause shes an asshole)!! and i swore adnan posted a pic of him and fellaini in training today (BTW FELLAINI'S FUCKING AFRO IS BACK WTF LOL)
No i didn’t take any pics. I have this philosophy about wanting to live cool experiences through my own eyes and not my cell phone screen. Juan looked less short today than he did 2 months ago when I saw him with Spain, but he was with Herrera so it’s relative. He’s still an adorable midget. I will say he def looks better with a post Brazil-and-holidays tan :)
I only say Juan, Ander, Ashley Young, Danny Welbeck, Wayne Rooney, both Keanes, and Jesse Lindgard, not the full traveling squad, but I’m pretty sure Januzaj and Fellaini are not in the States. The Belgians may be training back in England.
Q:I really hope you get to meet Juan!!! (if you see ander herrera and januzaj please take a pic with them because we need more pics of their beautiful faces on the internet thanks!) im so jealous! they never come here!!! btw is there going to be a chapter tonight?
I don’t even think januzaj has joined the squad yet since the World Cup. I saw ander earlier with juaaaan. I’m prob not gonna see anybody else tonight because they take sneaky elevators from the back entrance. I’m just hobknobbing with the staff. Because English accents. PS the English smoke cigarettes faster than anybody everrrrr. This is not relevant info. Sorry. Yes, chapter when I go home, which should be soon because if it’s not I’ll be drunk and have to stay here and I can’t afford it. Maybe Juan will take me in. “Maybe Juan will take me.” I like the sound of that.
Q:Nooooooo, what did you do? Stop hurting Andre. Chris is vulnerable to Juan's spiced nuts.
I don’t really have a response to this msg. I just like it and want other people to see it.
Q:Juannnnnnnnnnnn, show up and let us see your beautiful face.
The ironic thing is… There’s a whole chapter on my computer at home about hanging out with Juan at a hotel. And Juan’s nuts. Oops. Spoiler.
What it’s like when you hang around hotels waiting for football players.
Sometimes I wonder…
HOW on earth can Oscar and Eden communicate with each other?? they are soooo lame in english and I don’t think Oscar can speak french and even less Eden portuguese haha… so How ? HOW ?
They both speak pretty good English when there are no cameras or microphones in their face.
Juan is so cute it almost hurts. Wayne Rooney is so ugly it def hurts.
I was just thinking about that last night. He must be quite familiar with the place :) now if only he’d go chill at Starbucks like last year.